O cowboy so lean,
O cowboy so tall,
You sit there straight as an arrow.
But side-saddle you ride,
Instead of astride.
Are you perhaps a gay ranchero?
About Me
- Percy Dovetonsils
- Leslie worked in a circus he worked in a great big cage. He smacked the lions and beat the bears and put them all in a rage. He kicked the lions with iron sneakers and rolled up army cots. He put cleaning fluid on all the leopards and sneered when they lost their spots. But a chimpanzee got even with him... Leslie got killed by some smells, when he stuck his head the lion's mouth He had liver smeared on his lapels.
2 comments:
Percy Dovetonsils,
You are exquisite. Run away with me?
I can make you martinis.
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